Anyone up for a contest?

I have an idea for a contest I'd like to put out there, but I'm not sure yet whether folks who happen upon this would be interested. Curious? Let me know!

Shhhh!

Many years ago, I ventured into a plus-size woman's store with one of my sisters. She looked around anxiously and, when I asked her why, whispered "Someone might see us in here."


I couldn't help but laugh, "Oh, that's right. Then they'll figure out we're overweight."