Eep! Eep!

The first conversation of my day went something like this:

he:	Eep!  Eep!
me:	What?
he:	Would you like me to throw up in your mouth?
me:	What?!
he:	Zzzzzz….
me:	(to myself upon realizing he was asleep) Hmm… I think he was being a bird!

 

The second conversation of my day went something like this:

me:	Do you remember what you asked me this morning?
he:	What?
me:	“Would you like me to throw up in your mouth?”
he:	What?!
me:	Yeah.  You started off with “Eep!  Eep!”
he:	Ha ha!  I remember now. I think I was being a bird.